[Pewds] Stupid Twitch thots. No!
[Alinity] Se-seriously? He just said that?
I'm gonna copy strike this guy, just for that word.
Gonna copy strike him.
*12 seconds later*
So I was like: "No, hell no."
So I married a Canadian, and I came to Canada.
And then I divorced him. [laughter in background]
*Luciano Michelini - "Frolic" aka the Curb Your meme*
[both] And here we are!! >_<''
[NFKRZ intro]
Hello blazers, NFKRZ here, how you guys doin' today? Welcome to a brand new video.
Today's video guys, is going to be on the beautiful Twitch "streamer", known as Alinity.
Now, if you guys are not aware the situation,
our favorite, sweet Swedish boy PewDiePie is under attack, once again.
Alinity, is a um.... she's a girl Twitch streamer, guys.
She's not a thot by any way, it's not like she's a borderline camgirl,
she's definitely NOT exploiting her body in the slightest, in her streams.
Everybody is watching her for her personality - she has a very great personality,
almost like Celestia Vega's personality something like that.
Just- just a great, vibrant personality, everybody. Just a big person, you know what I mean? [laughs]
So basically, if you guys don't know what happened in situation with PewDiePie and Alinity, is that
PewDiePie basically made a video, he was testing out this sort of technology like eye-tracking,
which shows what area of the screen he's looking at,
watching clips of Twitch streamers, like boob streamers and stuff like that, exposing their bodies.
And I don't even fucking know, if Alinity was even mentioned in that video,
but basically, she was watching PewDiePie's video and reacting to it.
And PewDiePie said the word "T H O T"
[Pewds] Stupid twitch thots!
[NFKRZ] And she got very, very triggered,
and she decided to C O P Y S T R I K E PewDiePie.
So basically, what happened then, is that she actually claimed PewDiePie's video,
and all the revenue for his video was basically send to Alinity.
Although, that makes no fucking sense, because PewDiePie's video is obviously transformative.
It's obviously Fair Use, right?
And actually, PewDiePie came out with a response video recently, to this entire situation,
and I think in that video, he was much, much nicer than he should have been.
Like, he even apologized to this girl, when he really shouldn't have.
[Felix] I definitely didn't mean it in a negative way,
it's just a joking word, but I do wanna apologize to Alinity.
[Roman] I mean, you should not apologize for saying the truth.
You call these girls Twitch thots, when they literally are.
So y'know, in this situation is pretty fucking obvious, that "Alinity the Twitch Thot" is pretty fucking wrong.
Some more info came out about Alinity, that is very, very interesting;
that actually suggests, that she's even more of a trash human being, that we thought she were.
So, you guys know, how Alinity got very, very offended, by being called a Twitch thot?
And she's implying, that she is not a thot, she's a very respectable woman,
which - you know, of course guys, I- we respecc wamen out here.
So, she's suggesting that she's not a thot and all, but recently
some information and video clips have come out, suggesting otherwise.
[Alinity] So, I went to medical school in Columbia,
aaaand...
You don't wanna be a doctor in Columbia. It sucks.
Like, you don't make any money. You work, a lot.
So I was like "no, hell no".
So I married a Canadian, and I came to Canada.
And then I divorced him. *evil laughter*
Yeah guys, you heard that right. So apparently, Alinity is a Colombian immigrant, uh, in Canada.
Yeah, being a doctor in Colombia - really bad, bro.
Yeah, she didn't like that [mockingly] "Colombia cocaina, Pablo Escobar".
And what happened, is that apparently she met a Canadian, she married him,
and she got her citizenship in Canada (apparently, I guess).
Because, when you marry somebody who has a citizenship, in like America or Canada,
you either get a visa for permanent, like, stay, or you can get a citizenship, probably.
I'm not really into this stuff, I don't really know, because I'm not looking to immigrate to America... yet.
Really depends on, if Putin is going to be present for next 30 fucking years.
And so, basically, she got her citizenship or she got her visa, and she divorced her Canadian husband right away.
And basically just used him, to get a permission to live in the country.
Which is a pretty fucking scummy thing to do, right?
You probably faked your love for the guy, you fooled him,
and you married him, and basically used him to get citizenship in the country of Canada.
Uh, that's- that's not a thotty thing to do, is it?
That's not- that's not something, what a garbage human being would do.
And the funniest thing, is that apparently, this counts as an offense of the migration policy, so...
Marrying somebody, and instantly then divorcing them,
is something that actually can be illegal, and actually may get you deported.
So, a lot of people actually started to report Alinity to the Canadian Immigration Council, or whatever.
And so, tweets about this have gone super viral now,
because a lot of people are trying to support PewDiePie and shit like that, and people are like:
"Hell yeah, bro, let's report this bitch.
She basically frauded her way into Canada, to be able to live in Canada.
Let's fucking destroy her life, and y'know, send her out of the country".
And a lot of people, in response to this, are white-knighting really, really hard.
Some people are saying "Ey, I don't understand how PewDiePie could do this.
PewDiePie is basically sending a mob to you, that's trying to deport you out of the country.
Hey, I understand it's really bad, the situation- She might have not been right in this situation.
Although, I think she is. Alinity, please send me a picture of your tits,
I'm really desperate, and haven't seen a vagina, in the fucking 30 years of my life.
I'm 34, I donate thousands of dollars to Twitch boob streamers every single day,
and I've never smelled the vagina in my life, guys. Alinity, please pay attention to me.
I'm really white-knighting really hard right now. Please suck my peepee, bro.
I'm a virgin at forty-fucking-seven."
And a lot of people are saying "Hey, bro.
It's understandable, Alinity might be a trash human being. She's definitely wrong in this PewDiePie situation.
You guys are going too far, it's not worth it to destroy her life, because of simple altercation with PewDiePie".
And my response to that is: Fuck you!
I want the Internet to serve justice. I want this bitch to be deported.
I want Trump, specifically...
And I don't care, that Trump is not the president of Canada.
Who gives the fuck, Canada and America is like one country anyways.
I don't care, I think this is actually going to be fucking glorious.
If this situation, of this girl being super being a complete smug bitch,
and attacking PewDiePie for no reason whatsoever,
if this situation actually turned out, into her basically being actually looked into,
by a Canadian immigration council, and being deported back to "Colombia cocaina",
then it's gonna be a fucking incredible.
The Internet will serve justice, my justice boner will be fuckin' incredibly big.
I just realized I'm talking like Kavos, when he says about his cock being throbbing and shit like that.
I'm- I'm sorry guys.
And since this entire situation was thrown out here, Alinity is playing the victim really, really hard.
First of all, she's tried to make excuses - she said this:
Yeah, of course we don't know the situation, it's her personal life after all.
We don't what actually happened, but... really, just the wording sounds, like you're trying to damage control.
And in your video, it says "I divorced him".
[Alinity] And then I dicorced him.
[evil laugh]
* "Frolic" again * And here we are!
You, laughing about it really really hard, is like:
"Hey guys, I just divorced this Canadian retard and I got a citizenship, and here we are!
And here we are, you guys."
That does not really sound like a woman, who's been broken up with,
sounds like a bitch who used the man to immigrate to Canada,
and to immediately divorce him, and to live a free life as a thot,
in the beautiful country of uh... the boring version of America.
She's recently tweeted this as well:
Yeah, I don't really fucking think so.
She's just trying to play the victim right now, to put the blame on PewDiePie,
like "Oh, PewDiePie is such an asshole bro".
Some bitch attacked him, and uh, tried to take down his video,
and here it's within the video, where you were talking about divorcing your husband....
Yeah, PewDiePie definitely did call people to assault you, and report you to the Canadian immigrant control
I've certainly seen PewDiePie tweet:
"Hey guys, please attack this girl, I want deported out of Canada".
And personally, even if PewDiePie did do that - I wouldn't fucking mind.
I'd actually be like "Hell yeah, bro!"
Right, of course PewDiePie probably is too famous and big to do that shit.
But honestly, if I was attacked like that, I would do it, because I want to see Internet justice reign supreme.
I want Twitch thots, who are acting out of their level,
I want Twitch thots who are trying to attack good boys, like PewDiePie, to be served justice.
And I don't even understand why she's so upset about this.
She's saying, how you "can get into legal trouble". With who? The Canadian government?
Um, last time I checked, I wasn't a citizen of Canada... unfortunately. [chuckles]
I am the citizen of the bad version of Canada. [chuckles again] I mean, it's just as cold here.
And I don't really think you can imply, that PewDiePie sent an hate army towards you,
because he actually apologized to you. He literally did.
And he tried to keep the conflict down the entire time.
People fucking hate you, I'm sorry. That's the case here, because...
It's not only PewDiePie, it's now the entire Internet that fucking hates you.
Your actions have brought you to this point, where the entire Internet wants you to be deported back to Colombia.
It is not PewDiePie's responsibility - it is YOUR responsibility, that your ass is about to be deported.
[laughs in Russian]
Maybe should have not been a shit human being, and marry people and lie to them, in order to get a citizenship in Canada.
And even if the divorce and shit like that, and your immigration is completely legal,
and there's no kind of fraud that you committed here... why you so upset then?
If you have not committed any fraudulent actions, then your citizenship in Canada is completely legal,
and you should not give a fuck if somebody reports you, right?
Well, it seems like you being so triggered and so scared of it, implies that it's actually not 100% legal.
So guys, let's just see what's gonna happen next.
I'm honestly really, really fuckin' interested in the situation, because uh...
It's really funny to me always, and it's like, I'm always like-
I was interested in this whole "mail order bride" thing, because
this bitch is basically a Colombian mail-order bride, that some Canadian ordered,
and then she divorced him and stayed in Canada, and is now a Twitch boob thot streamer.
If this is not the worst thot life of all time, I don't know what is.
So yeah guys, what can we say in the end?
PewDiePie did nothing wrong, Alinity - you're pretty trash human being,
I'm sorry, and... trying to damage control, and trying to
"Hey guys, I'm being bullied! I'm being reported! I'm a victim!"
That tactic is really not working for you, because everybody on the Internet is going to still fucking hate you.
And only 40-year-old virgin white knights, who wants you to see, uhhh...
Who want you to "open bobs", and "send vagine" are going to defend you, I'm sorry.
But yeah guys, speaking of mail-order brides: it really gets bad,
I've got a lot of uh, subscribers in America and Canada.
So if you're an American woman... or a man! Like honestly, you have gay marriage, so it's all good.
So, if you want to uh, marry NFKRZ bangerz, for me to get a citizenship in the United States -
- you can be a guy, I don't really give a fuck. [laughs]
I mean, you could fuck me an ass once.
I mean, in order to get a citizenship in America guys, honestly, at this point I would take the dick.
[pig laughter]
But yeah, I'm being serious though. Uhh, think about it.
Anyways guys, with all that out of the way, this is pretty much it for today's video.
Hope you guys did enjoy it, if you guys did,
please make sure to slap the mothafuckin' like button, and I will see you guys in the next one.
Peeeeeeaaaceeeeeeee
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